Are you a Messer? Messers eat fruit, but they always drop it in their car or on their clothes by accident!
Are you a Cheater? Cheaters avoid eating fruit because they find it hard work; they snack on other things instead.
Are you a Spoiler? Spoilers like to buy fruit; but they tend to leave it in the fruit bowl, where it slowly spoils and goes off!
Are you a Squisher? Squishers take their fruit along for the ride, but they tend to toss their fruit into bags and glove boxes, where it ends up getting squished!
Are you a Lover? Lovers treat their fruit right and eat loads every day.